Hello? Yes, this is Fancy Cat. She’d like a martini, please.
Fancy Cat, which is not this cat’s real name, is no ordinary feline. For one thing, she loves to roll around on bags of baby carrots. That’s according to her owner, Redditor Madelinegemma. And whenever her human has a cocktail, Fancy Cat wants one, too and she’ll only drink it out of a fancy glass.
“She meows until she gets it,” Madelinegemma wrote.
It would be cool if bars worked that way.
Right now, Fancy Cat’s cocktail of choice is water with ice cubes. But in case her tastes become more refined, another Redditor has created a kitty-friendly cocktail recipe. Mmm, flies.
Also, there’s always cat wine.