(CNN)A curious creature with audacious golden plumage has fascinated the world. We all watch intently as he struts about, soaking in the attention he knows he commands. An enigma, is he. What secret intent lies behind those sharp blue eyes?
Anyway, enough about Donald Trump. Check out this crazy bird.
According to The People’s Daily, Little Red’s keeper says the bird is “more colourful than the other pheasants because he is very healthy,” which honestly sounds like something Trump’s personal physician would say. Is it possible for a soul to inhabit two bodies? Is there room in the White House for an aviary?