It’s scarfin’ time!
Thanks to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Cookbook a collection of gnarly recipes inspired by the unique culinary preferences of everyone’s favorite crime-fighting turtles you too can now get a taste of what it’s like to live your worst life.
Okay, that’s a bit harsh. There are some delicious-sounding classics, but the book includes a few seriously radical recipes that sound as though they might not be intended for human consumption.
From pizzas to desserts, we surveyed the 65 TMNT-inspired creations to find the worst of the worst, and without a doubt we’ve concluded the gnarliest pizza concoction is none other than the very confusing Chocolate-Chili Pepper Pizza with Butternut Squash.
Now in case the thought of chocolate combined with peppers and butternut squash didn’t send you sprinting to embrace your extra-large bottle of Tums, we’re here to enlighten you on a few other ingredients.
To make this pizza even more appetizing, the recipe calls for two tablespoons of smooth, natural PEANUT BUTTER, a handful of corn tortilla chips, and a quarter cup of SOUR CREAM. Help.
If that doesn’t appeal, adventurous eaters can also try recipes like the Deep-Dish Goulash Pizza, the Total Tuna Meltdown, or Pepperoni and Sweet Pickle Pie. Good luck.
There are some rockin’ desserts too, including a sweet s’mores pizza, and the Old School section features more traditional recipes like pepperoni or four-cheese. And despite the name, the snacks featured in the “Masked Mutations” section of the book also seem like a safe bet. We promise.
The book can be purchased on Amazon for about $20, so call up your Leonardos, Raphaels, Donatellos, and Michelangelos, and start cooking. Cowabunga!