16 animals that are totally not dogs

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Oh, are you looking for dogs? You have come to the wrong place.

You see, there are no dogs here. Not even one dog. All the dogs are elsewhere, and none of them are here.

If you’re looking for dogs, please go somewhere else. Sure, there are lots of animals here, but none of them are dogs.

Here. We’ll prove it to you.

No dogs here. Just two rabbits.

Image: Getty Images/EyeEm

And a nice red lobster, who is also not a dog.

Image: richard j. newstead/Getty Images

Please stop looking for dogs and let this sheep and cow enjoy their day.

Image: robyn beck/AFP/Getty Images

Insane that you would think this spider is a dog.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

What, have you never seen a squirrel before?

Image: bryant scannell/Getty Images

Please leave this shark alone. You’re scaring him.

Image: genevieve morrison/Getty Images

There is nothing out of the ordinary about this group of sheep. Thank you for asking, though.

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

How dare you insinuate that this fine fish or mermaid is a dog?

Image: justin sullivan/getty images

Nice try, but this is Cerberus, the three-headed guard of the underworld.

Image: Mandel ngan/afp/getty images

This is Big Bird.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

Are you trying to ruin Christmas? Let the reindeer do his job.

Image: aleksandar nakic/Getty Images

We don’t know what these are, but they are certainly not Dalmatians wearing hoodies.

Image: gandee vasan/Getty Images

This is a person in a dog costume. Don’t be ridiculous.

Image: roy rochlin/Getty Images

OK, whatever. We see there’s no reasoning with you.

Good luck searching for dogs. We truly hope you find what you are looking for.

Source: http://mashable.com/

17 confessions from cats who love Christmas trees

Image: jill carlson/Flickr

Having a tree inside the house is a cat’s dream come true.

We’ve all seen our fury friends perched up in an evergreen filled with lights and dressed in ornaments. Sometimes, we’re shown the aftermath of a cat Christmas gone wrong with a tree spread across the living room floor and a guilty-looking cat in the foreground.

But we’ve never asked our felines how they feel about the magical holiday. Until now, of course.

1. “Da lights is warm is my mouf.”

2. “This is some bullshet.”

3. “I knew you would return, my precious.”

4. “Da fuk is dis?”

Image: damamas/Reddit

5. “Fuking Pinterest.”

Image: Jeffro1265/Reddit

6. “A fake tree. Really, hooman?”

7. “No tree is more powerful than I.”

8. “I fuking love Christmas.”

9. “Hoomans just don’t understand.”

10. “If i fits, I sits.”

Image: clever_user-name/Reddit

11. “I am the star now.”

12. “Christmas forever.”

13. “You don’t understand my holiday struggles.”

14. “We will wake you up at 6 a.m. for the rest of your life for this.”

15. “You call this a tree?”

Image: tdgonex/reddit

16. “Leave me here until January 1.”

17. “Da tree warms my cat butt.”

Image: Jonalewie/Reddit

Source: http://mashable.com/

11 puppies that are better than people, to celebrate National Dog Day

“I said LEFT Susan”
Image: Getty Images

Dog’s are “man’s best friend” for a reason. They’re smart, unflinchingly loyal and have more personality in their paws than most reality TV stars will ever muster.

Aug. 26 is National Dog Day. In homage to the greatest animal to ever roam the earth and sleep at the end of our beds, here are 11 puppers who prove beyond reasonable doubt that dogs are better than humans.

This eager pooch not only races to greet their kid friend when they returned from school, but carries their bag like the world’s most courteous and hospitable pet-porter

“I love you I love you I love you oh my gosh I can’t believe you’re home oh my gosh I love you.”

Image: imGUR InfamousElGUAPO

Teensy Buck struggles with hiccups. He has the confusion of a brandy soaked professor and the cutes of… well, a puppy struggling to understand what the hiccups are.

Remorseful doggo struggles with how reluctant his owner is to forgive him. “Please just looove me.”

A puppy comforting and older dog through a nightmare just might be enough to turn your concrete heart into a plush pillow of feelings.

Rev’s been played the same Adele song since being a tiny pup. According to their owner, whenever this tune plays, the pitchy pooch joins in with tenacity of a late-night karaoke sesh.

If anyone acts this excited to see you, you must marry, adopt, or kidnap them and keep them forever.

Free diving? No problems! Breathing is for suckers.

A video posted by Bryce Lund (@blund44) on

This dog understands the importance of secrets.

When dogs remind humans of our their purpose in life. To serve dogs.

This pup proves useful in case your fire alarm fails – she’s got a hybrid woof/wail absolutely nailed.

Ride sharing is so 2015. Hop in for a spin with Porter the driving dog.

Look even this cat wishes it was a dog (though it doesn’t want you to know)

Finally, a reminder that while dogs acting like humans is oft’ adorable, humans barking at dogs is just confusing. Happy Dog Day!

Source: http://mashable.com/

16 animals that are totally not dogs

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

Oh, are you looking for dogs? You have come to the wrong place.

You see, there are no dogs here. Not even one dog. All the dogs are elsewhere, and none of them are here.

If you’re looking for dogs, please go somewhere else. Sure, there are lots of animals here, but none of them are dogs.

Here. We’ll prove it to you.

No dogs here. Just two rabbits.

Image: Getty Images/EyeEm

And a nice red lobster, who is also not a dog.

Image: richard j. newstead/Getty Images

Please stop looking for dogs and let this sheep and cow enjoy their day.

Image: robyn beck/AFP/Getty Images

Insane that you would think this spider is a dog.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

What, have you never seen a squirrel before?

Image: bryant scannell/Getty Images

Please leave this shark alone. You’re scaring him.

Image: genevieve morrison/Getty Images

There is nothing out of the ordinary about this group of sheep. Thank you for asking, though.

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

How dare you insinuate that this fine fish or mermaid is a dog?

Image: justin sullivan/getty images

Nice try, but this is Cerberus, the three-headed guard of the underworld.

Image: Mandel ngan/afp/getty images

This is Big Bird.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

Are you trying to ruin Christmas? Let the reindeer do his job.

Image: aleksandar nakic/Getty Images

We don’t know what these are, but they are certainly not Dalmatians wearing hoodies.

Image: gandee vasan/Getty Images

This is a person in a dog costume. Don’t be ridiculous.

Image: roy rochlin/Getty Images

OK, whatever. We see there’s no reasoning with you.

Good luck searching for dogs. We truly hope you find what you are looking for.

Source: http://mashable.com/

11 puppies that are better than people, to celebrate National Dog Day

“I said LEFT Susan”
Image: Getty Images

Dog’s are “man’s best friend” for a reason. They’re smart, unflinchingly loyal and have more personality in their paws than most reality TV stars will ever muster.

Aug. 26 is National Dog Day. In homage to the greatest animal to ever roam the earth and sleep at the end of our beds, here are 11 puppers who prove beyond reasonable doubt that dogs are better than humans.

This eager pooch not only races to greet their kid friend when they returned from school, but carries their bag like the world’s most courteous and hospitable pet-porter

“I love you I love you I love you oh my gosh I can’t believe you’re home oh my gosh I love you.”

Image: imGUR InfamousElGUAPO

Teensy Buck struggles with hiccups. He has the confusion of a brandy soaked professor and the cutes of… well, a puppy struggling to understand what the hiccups are.

Remorseful doggo struggles with how reluctant his owner is to forgive him. “Please just looove me.”

A puppy comforting and older dog through a nightmare just might be enough to turn your concrete heart into a plush pillow of feelings.

Rev’s been played the same Adele song since being a tiny pup. According to their owner, whenever this tune plays, the pitchy pooch joins in with tenacity of a late-night karaoke sesh.

If anyone acts this excited to see you, you must marry, adopt, or kidnap them and keep them forever.

Free diving? No problems! Breathing is for suckers.

A video posted by Bryce Lund (@blund44) on

This dog understands the importance of secrets.

When dogs remind humans of our their purpose in life. To serve dogs.

This pup proves useful in case your fire alarm fails – she’s got a hybrid woof/wail absolutely nailed.

Ride sharing is so 2015. Hop in for a spin with Porter the driving dog.

Look even this cat wishes it was a dog (though it doesn’t want you to know)

Finally, a reminder that while dogs acting like humans is oft’ adorable, humans barking at dogs is just confusing. Happy Dog Day!

Source: http://mashable.com/

17 confessions from cats who love Christmas trees

Image: jill carlson/Flickr

Having a tree inside the house is a cat’s dream come true.

We’ve all seen our fury friends perched up in an evergreen filled with lights and dressed in ornaments. Sometimes, we’re shown the aftermath of a cat Christmas gone wrong with a tree spread across the living room floor and a guilty-looking cat in the foreground.

But we’ve never asked our felines how they feel about the magical holiday. Until now, of course.

1. “Da lights is warm is my mouf.”

2. “This is some bullshet.”

3. “I knew you would return, my precious.”

4. “Da fuk is dis?”

Image: damamas/Reddit

5. “Fuking Pinterest.”

Image: Jeffro1265/Reddit

6. “A fake tree. Really, hooman?”

7. “No tree is more powerful than I.”

8. “I fuking love Christmas.”

9. “Hoomans just don’t understand.”

10. “If i fits, I sits.”

Image: clever_user-name/Reddit

11. “I am the star now.”

12. “Christmas forever.”

13. “You don’t understand my holiday struggles.”

14. “We will wake you up at 6 a.m. for the rest of your life for this.”

15. “You call this a tree?”

Image: tdgonex/reddit

16. “Leave me here until January 1.”

17. “Da tree warms my cat butt.”

Image: Jonalewie/Reddit

Source: http://mashable.com/

16 animals that are totally not dogs

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

Oh, are you looking for dogs? You have come to the wrong place.

You see, there are no dogs here. Not even one dog. All the dogs are elsewhere, and none of them are here.

If you’re looking for dogs, please go somewhere else. Sure, there are lots of animals here, but none of them are dogs.

Here. We’ll prove it to you.

No dogs here. Just two rabbits.

Image: Getty Images/EyeEm

And a nice red lobster, who is also not a dog.

Image: richard j. newstead/Getty Images

Please stop looking for dogs and let this sheep and cow enjoy their day.

Image: robyn beck/AFP/Getty Images

Insane that you would think this spider is a dog.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

What, have you never seen a squirrel before?

Image: bryant scannell/Getty Images

Please leave this shark alone. You’re scaring him.

Image: genevieve morrison/Getty Images

There is nothing out of the ordinary about this group of sheep. Thank you for asking, though.

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

How dare you insinuate that this fine fish or mermaid is a dog?

Image: justin sullivan/getty images

Nice try, but this is Cerberus, the three-headed guard of the underworld.

Image: Mandel ngan/afp/getty images

This is Big Bird.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

Are you trying to ruin Christmas? Let the reindeer do his job.

Image: aleksandar nakic/Getty Images

We don’t know what these are, but they are certainly not Dalmatians wearing hoodies.

Image: gandee vasan/Getty Images

This is a person in a dog costume. Don’t be ridiculous.

Image: roy rochlin/Getty Images

OK, whatever. We see there’s no reasoning with you.

Good luck searching for dogs. We truly hope you find what you are looking for.

Source: http://mashable.com/

11 puppies that are better than people, to celebrate National Dog Day

“I said LEFT Susan”
Image: Getty Images

Dog’s are “man’s best friend” for a reason. They’re smart, unflinchingly loyal and have more personality in their paws than most reality TV stars will ever muster.

Aug. 26 is National Dog Day. In homage to the greatest animal to ever roam the earth and sleep at the end of our beds, here are 11 puppers who prove beyond reasonable doubt that dogs are better than humans.

This eager pooch not only races to greet their kid friend when they returned from school, but carries their bag like the world’s most courteous and hospitable pet-porter

“I love you I love you I love you oh my gosh I can’t believe you’re home oh my gosh I love you.”

Image: imGUR InfamousElGUAPO

Teensy Buck struggles with hiccups. He has the confusion of a brandy soaked professor and the cutes of… well, a puppy struggling to understand what the hiccups are.

Remorseful doggo struggles with how reluctant his owner is to forgive him. “Please just looove me.”

A puppy comforting and older dog through a nightmare just might be enough to turn your concrete heart into a plush pillow of feelings.

Rev’s been played the same Adele song since being a tiny pup. According to their owner, whenever this tune plays, the pitchy pooch joins in with tenacity of a late-night karaoke sesh.

If anyone acts this excited to see you, you must marry, adopt, or kidnap them and keep them forever.

Free diving? No problems! Breathing is for suckers.

A video posted by Bryce Lund (@blund44) on

This dog understands the importance of secrets.

When dogs remind humans of our their purpose in life. To serve dogs.

This pup proves useful in case your fire alarm fails – she’s got a hybrid woof/wail absolutely nailed.

Ride sharing is so 2015. Hop in for a spin with Porter the driving dog.

Look even this cat wishes it was a dog (though it doesn’t want you to know)

Finally, a reminder that while dogs acting like humans is oft’ adorable, humans barking at dogs is just confusing. Happy Dog Day!

Source: http://mashable.com/

16 animals that are totally not dogs

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

Oh, are you looking for dogs? You have come to the wrong place.

You see, there are no dogs here. Not even one dog. All the dogs are elsewhere, and none of them are here.

If you’re looking for dogs, please go somewhere else. Sure, there are lots of animals here, but none of them are dogs.

Here. We’ll prove it to you.

No dogs here. Just two rabbits.

Image: Getty Images/EyeEm

And a nice red lobster, who is also not a dog.

Image: richard j. newstead/Getty Images

Please stop looking for dogs and let this sheep and cow enjoy their day.

Image: robyn beck/AFP/Getty Images

Insane that you would think this spider is a dog.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

What, have you never seen a squirrel before?

Image: bryant scannell/Getty Images

Please leave this shark alone. You’re scaring him.

Image: genevieve morrison/Getty Images

There is nothing out of the ordinary about this group of sheep. Thank you for asking, though.

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

How dare you insinuate that this fine fish or mermaid is a dog?

Image: justin sullivan/getty images

Nice try, but this is Cerberus, the three-headed guard of the underworld.

Image: Mandel ngan/afp/getty images

This is Big Bird.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

Are you trying to ruin Christmas? Let the reindeer do his job.

Image: aleksandar nakic/Getty Images

We don’t know what these are, but they are certainly not Dalmatians wearing hoodies.

Image: gandee vasan/Getty Images

This is a person in a dog costume. Don’t be ridiculous.

Image: roy rochlin/Getty Images

OK, whatever. We see there’s no reasoning with you.

Good luck searching for dogs. We truly hope you find what you are looking for.

Read more: http://mashable.com/2016/08/20/not-dogs/

17 confessions from cats who love Christmas trees

Image: jill carlson/Flickr

Having a tree inside the house is a cat’s dream come true.

We’ve all seen our fury friends perched up in an evergreen filled with lights and dressed in ornaments. Sometimes, we’re shown the aftermath of a cat Christmas gone wrong with a tree spread across the living room floor and a guilty-looking cat in the foreground.

But we’ve never asked our felines how they feel about the magical holiday. Until now, of course.

1. “Da lights is warm is my mouf.”

2. “This is some bullshet.”

3. “I knew you would return, my precious.”

4. “Da fuk is dis?”

Image: damamas/Reddit

5. “Fuking Pinterest.”

Image: Jeffro1265/Reddit

6. “A fake tree. Really, hooman?”

7. “No tree is more powerful than I.”

8. “I fuking love Christmas.”

9. “Hoomans just don’t understand.”

10. “If i fits, I sits.”

Image: clever_user-name/Reddit

11. “I am the star now.”

12. “Christmas forever.”

13. “You don’t understand my holiday struggles.”

14. “We will wake you up at 6 a.m. for the rest of your life for this.”

15. “You call this a tree?”

Image: tdgonex/reddit

16. “Leave me here until January 1.”

17. “Da tree warms my cat butt.”

Image: Jonalewie/Reddit

Read more: http://mashable.com/2016/12/16/cat-christmas-trees/

15 dogs still figuring out the whole dog bed thing

Some dogs just take the good life for granted.

The more money humans spend on fancy dog beds, the more likely their dog will choose the hardwood floor as a resting place.

1. Sure, I guess this works.

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2. At least its tail is comfy.

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3. Close enough.

Image: BagelDealer/Reddit

4. Not close at all.

Image: Eselboxen/Reddit

5. This is the face of regret.

Image: _zpec/Reddit

6. This sweet pup puts its toys use the bed instead.

Image: robsarmuk/Reddit

7. How can you even argue with that face?

Image: Mamoswanky/Reddit

8. This can’t be comfortable.

Image: bumbo1/Reddit

9. This definitely isn’t comfortable.

Image: nanersammich/Reddit

10. Clearly this dog just hates its bed.

Image: WHAAAAAAAM/Reddit

11. It’s like a dog fort.

Image: djscribblescrabble/REddit

12. Sorry, bud. You don’t wear the bed.

Image: articulateantagonist/Reddit

13. This is a protest.

Image: SilentWalrus92/Reddit

14. Fuck your flowers.

Image: Ali052/Reddit

15. It’s a party.

Image: Penguin120/Reddit

Bonus: Stranger Things but with hamsters instead

Read more: http://mashable.com/2016/10/10/dogs-suck-at-dog-beds/

11 puppies that are better than people, to celebrate National Dog Day

“I said LEFT Susan”
Image: Getty Images

Dog’s are “man’s best friend” for a reason. They’re smart, unflinchingly loyal and have more personality in their paws than most reality TV stars will ever muster.

Aug. 26 is National Dog Day. In homage to the greatest animal to ever roam the earth and sleep at the end of our beds, here are 11 puppers who prove beyond reasonable doubt that dogs are better than humans.

This eager pooch not only races to greet their kid friend when they returned from school, but carries their bag like the world’s most courteous and hospitable pet-porter

“I love you I love you I love you oh my gosh I can’t believe you’re home oh my gosh I love you.”

Image: imGUR InfamousElGUAPO

Teensy Buck struggles with hiccups. He has the confusion of a brandy soaked professor and the cutes of… well, a puppy struggling to understand what the hiccups are.

Remorseful doggo struggles with how reluctant his owner is to forgive him. “Please just looove me.”

A puppy comforting and older dog through a nightmare just might be enough to turn your concrete heart into a plush pillow of feelings.

Rev’s been played the same Adele song since being a tiny pup. According to their owner, whenever this tune plays, the pitchy pooch joins in with tenacity of a late-night karaoke sesh.

If anyone acts this excited to see you, you must marry, adopt, or kidnap them and keep them forever.

Free diving? No problems! Breathing is for suckers.

A video posted by Bryce Lund (@blund44) on

This dog understands the importance of secrets.

When dogs remind humans of our their purpose in life. To serve dogs.

This pup proves useful in case your fire alarm fails – she’s got a hybrid woof/wail absolutely nailed.

Ride sharing is so 2015. Hop in for a spin with Porter the driving dog.

Look even this cat wishes it was a dog (though it doesn’t want you to know)

Finally, a reminder that while dogs acting like humans is oft’ adorable, humans barking at dogs is just confusing. Happy Dog Day!

Read more: http://mashable.com/2016/08/26/national-dog-day/

16 animals that are totally not dogs

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

Oh, are you looking for dogs? You have come to the wrong place.

You see, there are no dogs here. Not even one dog. All the dogs are elsewhere, and none of them are here.

If you’re looking for dogs, please go somewhere else. Sure, there are lots of animals here, but none of them are dogs.

Here. We’ll prove it to you.

No dogs here. Just two rabbits.

Image: Getty Images/EyeEm

And a nice red lobster, who is also not a dog.

Image: richard j. newstead/Getty Images

Please stop looking for dogs and let this sheep and cow enjoy their day.

Image: robyn beck/AFP/Getty Images

Insane that you would think this spider is a dog.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

What, have you never seen a squirrel before?

Image: bryant scannell/Getty Images

Please leave this shark alone. You’re scaring him.

Image: genevieve morrison/Getty Images

There is nothing out of the ordinary about this group of sheep. Thank you for asking, though.

Image: louise docker/Getty Images

How dare you insinuate that this fine fish or mermaid is a dog?

Image: justin sullivan/getty images

Nice try, but this is Cerberus, the three-headed guard of the underworld.

Image: Mandel ngan/afp/getty images

This is Big Bird.

Image: timothy a. clary/AFP/Getty Images

Are you trying to ruin Christmas? Let the reindeer do his job.

Image: aleksandar nakic/Getty Images

We don’t know what these are, but they are certainly not Dalmatians wearing hoodies.

Image: gandee vasan/Getty Images

This is a person in a dog costume. Don’t be ridiculous.

Image: roy rochlin/Getty Images

OK, whatever. We see there’s no reasoning with you.

Good luck searching for dogs. We truly hope you find what you are looking for.

Read more: http://mashable.com/2016/08/20/not-dogs/

15 stylish cat beds for the fancy feline in your life

Image: etsy

Cats deserve to sleep in style.

Luckily, there are a surprising number of whimsical novelty cat beds available on the Internet. Who knew?

From comfy Crocs to a soft pufferfish to a can of tuna, cat beds come in all shapes, sizes and ways to mildly terrify you.

Sleep tight, cats of the world.

1. A leopard-print mouth tunnel

Wayfair, $35.99

Image: wayfair

Let your cat sleep in a warm leopard mouth without all the annoying saliva.

2. A big ol’ Croc

Wayfair, $115.24

Image: wayfair

Fashion’s most maligned shoe sure makes for a cozy-looking bed.

3. A cool shark

Etsy, $99.00

Image: etsy

Just in time for Shark Week, no?

4. A cat canoe

Etsy, $32.95

Image: etsy

This is more about the model, really.

5. A luxury fish cave

Etsy, $280.00

Image: etsy

Watch out for those spikes!

6. A wall moon

Etsy, $120.00

Image: etsy

For the cat that would like to star in Will Rogers Follies.


7. A cat bed that is also a cat

Etsy, $109.00

Image: etsy

This must be comforting.

8. A cat bed that is even more of a cat

Etsy, $108.05

Image: etsy

This cat is yawning, which will inspire your cat to also go to sleep.

9. A nice tree

Etsy, $299.00

Image: etsy

This is great for very tall cats.

10. A little Tardis

Etsy, $70.00

Image: Etsy

For all your cat’s time travel needs. It’s made of cardboard, though, so tread lightly.

11. Jaws, but cute, and it’s a cat bed

Etsy, $35.00

Image: etsy

Very safe. Will not eat your cat.

12. A hamburger

Etsy, $135.00

Image: etsy

It even comes with lettuce and tomato.

13. A lounge pillow with a message from your cat

Etsy, $28.00

Image: etsy

This hits a little close to home.

14. Chips and salsa

Etsy, $65.00

Image: etsy

Yum.

15. A can of tuna

Amazon, $16.99

Image: amazon

Kitty’s choice.

Have something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.

Read more: http://mashable.com/2016/06/25/novelty-cat-beds/