5 Majestic Whales And Then 1 Doofus Whale That Got Scuffed Up By A Boat

Five breathtaking whales and one massive numbskull.

1. What an absolutely beautiful creature.

2. Can you imagine seeing this incredible animal in person?

3. Look at this one jump out of the water. Such power. Such grace.

4. There are few things in nature like a truly magnificent whale.

5. Just fantastic.

6. Well, here we go. Look at this scuffed-up doofus. How did this even happen? Being a whale is the easiest thing in the world. All you have to do as a whale is not float too high, and this dope somehow managed to screw it up. This whale. This numbskull whale. This lumbering oaf of a sea creature, probably spending its days constantly just missing out on being killed. What do the other whales think of this herb? They probably think, Hey, look, here is the krill-slurping buffoon that makes us look bad. How could they not? This whale is the Jackass Whale, the dink whale of all dink whales, the whale that is 1 million long miles away from Majesty City, USA. Just what exactly did this whale think the boat was? Another whale? Why would a whale be up where the boats play? Thousands of whales manage every day to not get scuffed and scraped by a boat, and of course this dumb galoot had to go and do it. Jesus. Just a big-time, All-American goof, is what this whale is.

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When They Saw This Giant Leatherback Turtle In Distress, They Didn’t Hesitate To Help

When Jacksonville Police Lieutenant Steve Mullen and Officer Brad Smith were out enjoying the ocean on their day off, they saw something in the water that warranted investigation. As they got closer, though, they realized it was a matter of life and death…because caught in a crab trap was a nine-foot-long leatherback turtle!

The rope was wrapped around his neck, so each time he tried to dive, it only tightened further. Seeing that if they didn’t cut the rope soon he would die, the two officers leapt into action.

Leatherback Sea Turtle Saved From Crab Trap By JSO Officers

Leatherback Sea Turtle Saved From Crab Trap By JSO OfficersJacksonville Sheriff's Office Lieutenant Steve Mullen and Officer Brad Smith were off shore two miles out in front of Hanna Park around 1:00 p.m. today. They observed a nine foot Leatherback Sea Turtle in distress. The sea turtle had become entangled in a crab trap. The trap's rope was looped around the sea turtle's neck, and the buoy was still attached to the trap. As a result, whenever the turtle tried to dive, the rope tightened around its neck. Lt. Steve Mullen was able to disentangle the distressed turtle from the crab trap while keeping the turtle in the water.Great job Lt. Mullen and Officer Smith! Even off duty, saving lives!^MB

Posted by Jacksonville Sheriff's Office on Monday, February 22, 2016

Thanks to these two off-duty officers, another life was saved. And since that turtle isn’t capable of saying thanks, bravo, gentlemen!

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5 Majestic Whales And Then 1 Doofus Whale That Got Scuffed Up By A Boat

Five breathtaking whales and one massive numbskull.

1. What an absolutely beautiful creature.

2. Can you imagine seeing this incredible animal in person?

3. Look at this one jump out of the water. Such power. Such grace.

4. There are few things in nature like a truly magnificent whale.

5. Just fantastic.

6. Well, here we go. Look at this scuffed-up doofus. How did this even happen? Being a whale is the easiest thing in the world. All you have to do as a whale is not float too high, and this dope somehow managed to screw it up. This whale. This numbskull whale. This lumbering oaf of a sea creature, probably spending its days constantly just missing out on being killed. What do the other whales think of this herb? They probably think, Hey, look, here is the krill-slurping buffoon that makes us look bad. How could they not? This whale is the Jackass Whale, the dink whale of all dink whales, the whale that is 1 million long miles away from Majesty City, USA. Just what exactly did this whale think the boat was? Another whale? Why would a whale be up where the boats play? Thousands of whales manage every day to not get scuffed and scraped by a boat, and of course this dumb galoot had to go and do it. Jesus. Just a big-time, All-American goof, is what this whale is.

Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-majestic-whales-and-then-1-doofus-whale-got-scuf-3219

When They Saw This Giant Leatherback Turtle In Distress, They Didn’t Hesitate To Help

When Jacksonville Police Lieutenant Steve Mullen and Officer Brad Smith were out enjoying the ocean on their day off, they saw something in the water that warranted investigation. As they got closer, though, they realized it was a matter of life and death…because caught in a crab trap was a nine-foot-long leatherback turtle!

The rope was wrapped around his neck, so each time he tried to dive, it only tightened further. Seeing that if they didn’t cut the rope soon he would die, the two officers leapt into action.

Leatherback Sea Turtle Saved From Crab Trap By JSO Officers

Leatherback Sea Turtle Saved From Crab Trap By JSO OfficersJacksonville Sheriff's Office Lieutenant Steve Mullen and Officer Brad Smith were off shore two miles out in front of Hanna Park around 1:00 p.m. today. They observed a nine foot Leatherback Sea Turtle in distress. The sea turtle had become entangled in a crab trap. The trap's rope was looped around the sea turtle's neck, and the buoy was still attached to the trap. As a result, whenever the turtle tried to dive, the rope tightened around its neck. Lt. Steve Mullen was able to disentangle the distressed turtle from the crab trap while keeping the turtle in the water.Great job Lt. Mullen and Officer Smith! Even off duty, saving lives!^MB

Posted by Jacksonville Sheriff's Office on Monday, February 22, 2016

Thanks to these two off-duty officers, another life was saved. And since that turtle isn’t capable of saying thanks, bravo, gentlemen!

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/leatherback-turtle/