This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody Will Ruin Your Childhood

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, what a brilliant name for a porn parody.

“Ten inches” I hear you cry. “How did this happen?” Well, some horny fella who worked at a nuclear power plant managed to spill his radioactive sperm into the sewer and onto the turtles. Moments later they have ten inch growths on their unmentionables. It’s a watertight story line, which I’m sure is what you’re here for.

That, and to learn what the best kind of porn is, which is pizza guy porn of course.

Meet the brilliantly named cast.

You can watch the full, naked video over at Wood Rocket.

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Hilarious Comic Strip Tells Us What Animals Are Really Saying

What do animals get up to when they’re not busy being patronised by us? It’s weird to think that they have their whole lives that have nothing to do with humans…

Like when two dogs are barking, what are they going on about? The weather? Some cat? Or do they just like making noise? It’s hard to tell, really.

Luckily, They Can Talk (a comic strip) is around to give us an insight into what they’re talking about… we’re not sure how the artist got the information but, you know… we trust him.

Finally. It’s about time we knew what whales were shouting when they jumped out of the water and all this time the sharks where just trying to help!

Did that horse one upset anyone else?

What did you think? Let us know in the comments!

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These Shocking Illustrations Put Humans In The Place Of Animals

Hoping to offer a different perspective on animal rights, Bored Panda have collected cartoonsthat imagine what life would be like if animals were the dominant species, and behaved towards humans the way we behave towards them.

The result is a shocking (and occasionally upsetting– so be warned) series of images that is intended to make us “think differently about the way that humans treat animals”.

Check them out, and see what you think:

For more cartoons, head over to Bored Panda to check out the whole collection.

And let us know what you think of these cartoons in the comments. Have they made you change the way you think about animal rights?

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These Creepy New Werewolf Cats Act Just Like Dogs

Ever wished you could have a cat that acted like a dog? This week, a new ‘werewolf’ cat breed was introduced to the world. And they’re prettymuch the best of both worlds.

Lykoi (Greek for wolves) have earned the nickname because they’re bred to act like hound dogs rather than cats.They wag their tails, track scents, and play fetch. They also look thoroughly wolf-esque.

And, according to their founder (should we say creator? leader?) Dr. Johnny Gobble, the bizarre hybrid is far more loyal than the average feline.

The breed isnaturally occurring and hasa mutation which causes their fur to be patchy, giving them their werewolf-like appearance.
While the breed is incrediblyunique, Gobble says that they’re perfectly healthy and thatextensivetests have ruled out any major health concerns.

The bad news? Since the breed is so new, a Lykoi will set you back about $2,500. And there’s a seriously long waiting list, too.

Which is unfortunate because we want seven. Maybe eight.

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This Weird New Pet Brush Wants You To Lick Your Cat

Sometimes when I’m walking home from the train station, I’ll see a cat wandering about and I’ll have to compelling urge to lick it.

But I don’t want to get a load of hair on my tongue. Everyone knows that having hair stuck in the back of your throat is on par with being water-boarded in a Thai prison.

So what can people like me do? How are we going to live with not licking cats?

SALVATION! Someone’s invented a a tongue attachment thing that allows you to brush your cat (or dog? (or anything hairy…)) while licking them!

If you don’t believe me…

I mean… what’s the thought behind this? Brush your cat but look like someone who isn’t allowed within 100 yards of a pet shop at the same time?

And what a fantastic slogan they’ve came up with – “Licki Brush: Lick your cat”. It’s truly inspired. SOMEONE PROBABLY GOT PAID TO COME UP WITH THAT!

The product is still in its production stage and is apparently getting a kickstarter page in the very near future.

GET YOURS WHILE STOCKS LAST!

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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The Secret Life Of Pets Review Youre In For A Treat

What do our pets do when we’re not at home? Sleep? Pine for us? Steal out of the fridge? Sleep some more?

According to The Secret Life of Pets, yes, they do all of these things. But, while watchinganimals snoozing might be cute at first, it probably wouldn’t be engaging enough to sustain a 90 minute feature film…

That’s why it’s a good thing that Max’sowner Katie (Ellie Kemper) brings him home a brother. You see, Max (Louis C.K.) and this new “brother” (Duke, voiced by Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet) don’t exactly get along. They squabble, they torment each other and – besides – Max can’t stand that he has to share Katie’s affections with another dog.

Before too long, Max and Duke’s squabbling gets out of hand, and they manage to get themselves lost. And not only do they manage to get themselves lost: they also inadvertently get themselves involved with a gang of human-hating ex-pets, headed up by a ferocious (yet very adorable) bunny rabbit (Kevin Hart, the best part of the film).

Now, if you swap “Katie” with “Andy”, Max with “Woody” and Duke with “Buzz”, what you’ve got so far is pretty much the firstToy Story. (Andy brings home Buzz, Woody and Buzz hate each other, Woody and Buzz get lost together, and Woody and Buzz have to overcome their differences to make their way home).

There’s even a comparison to be made between Kevin Hart’s Snowball, and the sadistic Sid (although admittedly, that might be pushing it a bit).

But, don’t write The Secret Life of Pets off as a carbon-copy of Toy Story just yet. While it might share some similarities (what pets do when we’re not looking/ what toys do when we’re not looking being the glaringly obvious one), it also has a lot – and I mean a lot – that’s new and original.

The multi-faceted characters, for example, are a particular strength. You see, whileMax and Duke are trying to escape this terrifying gang, Max’s domesticated mates (Jenny Slate as some sort of tiny poodle, Lake Bell as a very fat cat, Hannibal Burress as a sausage dog and Albert Brooks as a hawk) launch a rescue mission that involves them leaving the safety of their homes, and journeying out into the big bad world (New York, in this case) in an effort to bring their friend home.

While the main players here areMax and Duke, this motley crew of their would-be rescuers have enough adventures to sustain another film entirely. Plus, while Max and Duke have issues to work out, their only function is to be funny. (A scene that you’ll struggle to forgetseesChloe the cat wreak havoc at a house party, and could have been lifted from “Cats Do The Funniest Things”).

Then there’s Kevin Hart, whowas – quite frankly – born for this role of an evil fluffy bunny. Stealing every scene that he’s in,Snowball is high-energy hilarious to the extent that I found myself considering whether I should be joining his miscreant group ofhuman-hating ex-pets. And look how cute he is…

The plot might be a bit predictable, but The Secret Life of Pets is for kids – it’s not exactly going to attempt a ‘Bruce Willis was dead all along’ style twist. Besides, this is the kind of film that you want to be predictable.

You want the emotional heart-to-hearts between two dog “brothers”. You want the poojokes and the sausage factory montage. You want the adventure, but you want everything to work out in the end.

And then, when it’s all over, you’ll want to go home and hug your pets.

The Secret Life of Pets hits UK screens on the 24th June.

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Wild Bear Breaks Into Russian Shopping Centre, Roams Around And Is Shot Dead By Police

You know the old phrase “He’s like a bear in a Russian shopping centre”? Of course you do. Everyone does. Well it’s only gone and happened!

In case you’re not following, a wild bear broke into a Russian shopping centre and wreaked a mild amount of havoc. But sadly, the story doesn’t really have a charming Yogi Bear style ending.

No, the Police just bust in and shot it dead.

The validity of their actions are now being investigated by Russian authorities so at least there might be some closure.

Have a look at the newsy “highlights” below.

R.I.P bear, we’re sorry that your shopping trip ended in this horrible way.

Tell us what you think in the comments.

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The Worlds Worst Zoo Where Animals Starve To Death And Are Left To Mummify

WARNING: This article contains images some people may find distressing.

The privately run Khan Younis Zoo in South Gaza is being described as the ‘world’s worst zoo,’ and it’s easy to see why. The ongoing conflict in the area, and a shortage of funds, has made the zoo difficult to maintain. Things have gotten so bad that they exhibit dead, mummified animals in enclosures alongside living ones.

The animal protection organisationFour Paws have been trying to raise money to get much needed supplies to the zoos in Gaza. They were recently able to deliver enough food to get the animals through four weeks, but the problem is ongoing.

Here’s a video released by Four Paws

These upsetting images have shown how the animals have decayed over the years.

If you want to help by donating to Four Paws, then you can do so via this JustGiving page.

Image Credits: Daily Mail, Huffington Post

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This Bird Has A Hilarious Tantrum When His Owners Wont Take Him For A Walk

All Eric the cockatoo wanted, was to go for a walk. Is that really too much to ask?

Unfortunately for him, on this particular rainy day it was. Stuck inside, cooped up, Eric was pretty annoyed. And he decided to show his annoyance by throwinga pretty impressive strop.

As his owner watches on, Eric rips the lid off a jar of money, and starts throwing coins all over the place. Squawking away, we’re not sure if this can actually be classed as a tantrum. It looks to us like Eric was just trying to ‘make it rain’.

Eric’s ‘tantrum’ (if that’s what we’re going to call it) lasts for about two minutes. The poor cockatoo, who just wanted to get some exercise, then calms down a bit. In any case, we’re totally on his side.

You can watch it all kick off here:

That’ll show them!

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Dog Goes Out To Pee, Accidentally Runs Half Marathon, Finishes 7th

While the vast majority of us can’t claim to have accidentally run a half marathon, two-and-a-half-year-old bloodhound Ludivine just did exactly that.

Prone to exploring Elkmont – the small town where she lives – by herself, when her owner April Hamlin let her out for a wee, Ludivineslipped out of her garden, and found her way (by chance) to the start of a half marathon.

Enthusiastic, excited by all the activity, Ludivine then proceeded to run the whole 13.1 miles along with theactual competitors.

As Tim Horvath, who spent most of the race running with Ludivine, told Runner’s World:

“One time she went over and met another dog next to the course. Later on, she went into a field with some mules and cows. Then shed come back and run around our legs. I wondered if she was going to get tired or go back to wherever her home was.”

But Ludivine didn’t get tired. She finished the race, coming in seventh.

Owner April didn’t find out what Ludivine had been up to, until her friends spotted the dog, wearing a medal, at the end of the race.

“My first reaction was that I was embarrassed and worried that she had possibly gotten in the way of the other runners.”

April was also surprised that her dog had managed the whole race, admitting that she was usually quitelazy. In any case, Ludivine was pretty tired after the race:

What a lovely dog.

Image Sources: Canadian Running, Runner’s World

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Meet The Guys Who Just Want To Live Their Lives As Puppies

It takes all sorts to fill a world. I once met a man that put his milk in first when making a cup of tea. That was pretty wild but, oddly, it seems impossibly tame when you compare it topuppy play.

What’s puppy play? Puppy play is when men dress themselves up in weird, full-bodied latex puppy outfits to fulfil some sort of fetish (although it’s not always sexual) and have people literally treat them like dogs – walk, treats, etc…

It’s been around for a while, I even met a few a while back…

It’s weird. They seriously don’t drop the act.

But why are people only interested in it now? Well, Channel 4 have made a documentary on it (as they often do with this kind of thing) and they’re offering a whole new and deeper insight into it…

Puppies can even find their respective handlers on message boards and forums today which is… nice? And whilst you might think these guys just put on their latex suits and go shagging in them, you’re only half right. Whilst some “puppies” do that, some are just lookingto find their identity.

The Guardian spoke to one pup who had a pretty deep tale (tail) to tell…

Toms discovery of puppy play came about gradually. He knew he liked sleeping in a collar, had a fetish for skin-tight clothing Lycra, rubber, even off-the-peg cycling shorts then came a dalmatian zentai suit he found on eBay, a 1 orange lead from Pets at Home until, eventually, a man in a club walked up to him and said: Oh right, so youre a pup. The realisation was not without its repercussions: it led to a breakup with his former fiancee Rachel and a move into a gay relationship with his new handler. Colin.

I wouldnt say it was the catalyst, but it was the straw that broke the camels back, says Tom. Then I had this moment of panic because a puppy without a collar is a stray; they dont have anyone to look after them. I started chatting to Colin online and he offered to look after me. Its a sad thing to say, but theres not love from the heart in me for Colin but what I have got is someone who is there for me and Im happy with that.

As they would have it, the main attraction to being a puppy is the emotional freedom. You’re able to connect with (willing) people on a far simpler level and, if you do have a (willing) handler, you really don’t have many cares to worry about.

Obviously, for some, there is a huge sexual element. Puppy Play is a sub-genre of BDSM, after all.

The thing is, if you want to dress up as a puppy, fill your boots. Nothing’s stopping you, be a little friendly dog if that’s what takes your fancy but… why latex? Why not some lovely, soft, furry number? In my whole life I’ve only ever seen one latex dog and I’m pretty sure that was inanimate…

Holly and Phil met one on This Morning, have a look!

Anyway, what do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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Man Buries His Cat, Only For It To Wander Back Into The Kitchen A Few Hours Later

In what must have been a particularly strange day, a local councillor buried his dead cat, only to have it turn up in his kitchen a couple of hours later.

(And no, this isn’t the start of some felinezombie apocalypse).

The story started as Matt Strong took to Twitter to share the sad news that his cat, Gus, had been killed in a hit and run accident:

But, as Matt would soon learn, the cat killed wasn’t Gus. Gus, along with his brother Ralph, wandered home, into thekitchen, just a couple of hours afterMatt had‘buried him’.

Probablythrilled that his cat was alive, and not buried in the garden, Matt did have one problem. As he pointed out on his Facebook page:

“Unfortunately this means I have someone’s dead cat buried in my garden.”

Pretty nobly, Matt decided that the cat’s body belonged with its owners, and so just a couple of hours after he had buriedit, he found himself digging up the grave, and taking the cat to a local vet.

This strange story has a happy ending for Gus and Matt, but our thoughts are with the family whose pet was killed today.

Image Credit: i100

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The Rock And Kevin Hart Rap About How Leo DiCaprio Got F**ked by a Bear

Last night was the MTV Movie awards, and the Rock and Kevin Hart were chosen to front the event…

The most important question to come out of the evening? Do you remember where you were when Leo got f**ked by a bear? Honestly, I was in the cinema thinking ‘my god it really does look like he’s getting f**ked by a bear.’ They’re right, you do remember!!

It wasn’t just about Leo and his bear though. They opened with a glorious Mad Max tribute.

And a bit of Batman V Superman action too.

It sure looks like they had a lot of fun.

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Heres Why Dogs Tilt Their Head To The Side

Dogs are ace. We dont need any further proof of that. Well tough… we have more evidence for you anyway.

Have you ever noticed how they tilt their head to the side occasionally? Science says there is a reason for that. According to

Apparently there is also another reason, which is a lot more conventional. It helps them hear better. Tilting their head helps them pick up the location or source of a sound.

So basically, as we said, dogs are ace. Now we suggest you dedicate 32 seconds to watching this legend run backwards.

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Single Guy Amazingly Recreates Sisters Family Photos With A Cat

You know what it’s like when you’re steadily ageing and all your friends around you are getting real jobs and their own families and stuff, and you’re there thinking you’re doing well in life because you managed to get tickets to the new Star Wars film?

I don’t. I have that Benjamin Button thing (I did manage to get Star Wars tickets though… playyaaaaa). But this guy does!

Well sort of… it’s his sister that’s being all grown up and proper but, you know, same thing.

Gordy Yates is 28-years-old and he’s alive and everything… but that’s like it. His twin sister, Meredith, is also 28 (obviously) and she’s a mother of two (kids).

Speaking in his blog, Gordy said:

“Im the worst brother because I never get her anything for her birthday. Generally, I dont get someone a birthday present if they live far away, so I usually dont get her ANYTHING even though she always gets me something.”

So he decided to do something different…

He started by copying her wearing funky trousers and chilling with white cars but the real magic is when he gets a cat involved…

He told Babble he asked around for someone who’d let him borrow theircat, “which wasnt weird at all since Im new to the area and am just getting to know people.”

He went on to say how cats and kids are pretty similar…

They both like to eat off of and crawl on the floor, they both like to bite me, theyre both really small, theyre both really hard to control, and I cant give birth to either of them,”

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Lazy Dog Plays Dead Because He Doesnt Want To Leave The Park And Its Hilarious

This dog doesn’t deserve a treat, he deserves an Oscar. Maybe two.

This video shows a dog being told by his human to go home. But theres a problem: the dog is dead.

Im dead, human, theres no point in leaving,he says. “Leave me be.”

Dogs really are the best, right? Even when they’re being a pain in the butt, you can’t help but love them.

I’m totally going to play dead the next time my manager wants me to do something at work… (sorry Mike!)

What do you think? Let us know in the comments

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This Is Why Cats Are Scared Of Cucumbers You Horrible Horrible People

You may have noticed by now that cats get bloody livid when you surprise them with a cucumber. If you haven’t, you’ve presumably been in a month long coma or something. It’s everywhere…

Since people found that out, they’ve been wondering whether we’d ever get an explanation as to why felines are petrified about the fruits (not vegetables), but we didn’t… UNTIL NOW!

Although, be warned. The answer is more obvious than you thought but it’s a bit sad.

Animal behaviour specialist, Dr. Roger Mugford, had this to say on the matter…

I think that the reaction is due to the novelty and unexpectedness of finding an unusual object secretly placed while their heads were down in the food bowl.Cats have to be suspicious of the unknown: It could represent the danger of a snake or another predator. I suspect that there would be the same reaction to a model spider, a plastic fish or a human face mask.

OK so, granted, you shouldn’t torment your cat but, to be fair, if cats were humans, we’d all hate them. They’d genuinely be horrible horrible people. You can’t argue with that.

Although it has to be said, if you’re scaring cats for YouTube views, that’s not a good thing.

Cats apparently see their food bowls as safe places. They can go there to chill out. If you throw in a rogue cucumber, all hell will, understandably, break loose.

Author ofThink Like A Cat,Pam Johnson-Bennett, said:

With a startle response, a cat will often try to get out of there as quickly as possible and then reassess from a distance.

So bear that in mind. If you don’t have a cat… go away.

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This Cat Takes Better Selfies Than You

This cat can probably drive, make fire, and knows where to find all the aliens in space. He’s just that smart. Most importantly, however, arethe awesome selfies that he can take.

According to Instagram user @yoremahm, Manny learned to use the camera purely by chance when he reached out to touch the camera during a shoot.Take a peek at some of his finest work.

1. That dog has incredible fashion sense.

?? #selfiecat #GoPro

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2. Absolute baller…

FREE CATNIP!!! ? #Selfiecat ? #powerball

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3. Catching up with donkey…

#selfiecat #FaceTime ?

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?? #selfiecat @timthetoothninja @besomedoggy ?? #selfiebattle

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5. Arty…

?? #selfiecat #gopro #tongueouttuesday

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6. This is take three, they wouldn’t stop barking at first (probably).

7. Classic…

When you’re mid-selfie and your song comes on… ?? #selfiecat #leanback

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8. #ChristmasSelfie #SantaBeNice

???? #selfiecat #GoPro

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9. A cat among dogs…

?? #selfiecat #GoPro

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10. An old favourite…

Goooooood Morning! ?? #selfiecat #squad #gopro #pitbull #rottweiler

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11. When cats do duck face.

? when cats do #duckface ? #selfiecat #gopro

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What a master he is.

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A Baby Dolphin Died Because Tourists Wanted Selfies With It

This is the infuriating moment that a baby dolphin died because tourists in Argentina carried it onto the beach to take selfies, exposing it to the hot sun and condemning it to death.

The Dodo reports that the incident took place on the beachSanta Teresitain Argentina. One man picked up the dolphin and brought it ashore, this is when tourists began passing around, taking it in turns to get their photo with it.

The dolphin overheated in the blazing sun, and soon died. Beachgoers were reportedly still passing it around after it had died, before later leaving it discarded in the sand.

The dolphin was from the Franciscana variety, which is considered a vulnerable species as there are only around 30,000 left in the world.

An environmentalist from the Vida Silvestre Foundation wrote online in response to the incident:

“[Dolphins] can not remain long above water. They have very thick and greasy skin that provides warmth, so the weather will quickly cause dehydration and death.

“This occasion serves to inform the public about the urgent necessity to return these dolphins to the sea as soon as possible if they find them on the shore.”

Sad times.

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Lion Tries To Eat A Kid At The Zoo

There’s something pretty eerie about watching a lion stalk its prey, and it gets even eerier when that prey is a cute little boy in a yellow raincoat.

A video has made its way online of just that, a little boy visiting the zoo and when he turns his back, the lion reminds us what would happen if we got to see him in real life out in the wild somewhere (clue: we wouldn’t win).

The video has been shared widely across the internet,with many making link to the recent shooting of Harambe. What I will say aboutthis Japanese zoo, is that they’ve really mastered the whole ‘zoo’ thing – in so much as the kids can’t get into the enclosure, and the lion can’t get out. Bravo.

Check out the clip here:

This video is a stark reminder that despite us humans keeping them in zoos, these animals will always be wild.

And also that little kidscan be super chill, even when a lion is trying to eat them. Cool guy.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments.

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Sign This Petition To Stop People Who Torture Animals Owning Pets Again

There is nothing good to be said about people who hurt animals, and now there is a petition to try and stop them from ever owning a pet again.

It emerged this week that a little chihuahua called Chunky had been tortured by four teenagers, before being left for dead next tosome bins at the side of the road.

He was found with a broken leg, neck, a burnt face and eyes and had even been force-fed drugs by the teens, who had tortured the poor pup over a number of hours, apparently for their own “amusement”…

The RSPCA officer dealing with the case said:

“This was the most disturbing case I have ever dealt with, by an absolute mile. These youths admitted feeding him drugs, kicking and punching him, and wringing and breaking his neck before dumping him. They also said they set fire to his face and eyes after lighting a deodorant aerosol can. The whole thing sends shivers down my spine.”

Chunky made a miraculous recovery and is happy with a new family (above).

Shockingly though, the boys were only banned from owning an animal for five years. Yes, five years before they could potentially find another dog to have “fun” with.

So one dog-lover, and just generally sane person, Maxine Berry has set up a petition asking David Cameron to permanently ban people who abuse animals. Which, when you think about it, makes crystal clear sense…

You can sign the petition here, and help stop dogs like Chunky being hurt again.

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Weird Girl Explains Why Women Should Have Sex With Dogs

Do you remember in sex education when the teacher was informing you about how to practice safe sex to avoid pregnancy or STDs, and then said if you really want to be safe then the best thing to do is just have sex with your dog? No, nor do I, but this seems to be the screwed up advice that this girl is offering.

It has to be fake, right? Surely this girl is tolling us. We hope so, but it’s kind of hard to tell. She nonchalantly reels of the ten reasons why you should have sex with a caninewhilst giggling and stroking her dog.

Reasons include it being legal in some states, it’s convenient, it’s safe, and it’s been happening for hundreds of years. To top it all of she says that dogs don’t complain. Seriously, she has to be trolling us.

Someone please buy her a vibrator for Christmas.

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This Is What It Would Look Like If We Evolved From Other Animals

Evolution didn’t happen. We’re all lapping up the lies fed to us by “the man”! The Queen’s a lizard and so is everyone else in charge. Aliens built the pyramids and now they’re watching us…

Or, you know… none of that is right and we evolved from apes. It’s one or the other, really.

But have you ever wondered what it would be like if we evolved from other animals? Me neither. But just in case…

1. Wild Boar

2. Bull

3. Camel

4. Cat

5. Donkey

6. Eagle

7. Fox

8. Lion

9. Lynx

10. Monkey

11. Mountain Goat

12. Owl

13. Parrot

14. Wabbit

15. Raccoon

16. Mountain Goat

It’s all very interesting but I can’t help but think that, if we evolved from birds, we’d have beaks – not just big noses.

Which one is your favourite? Let us know in the comments!

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Jonah Hill And Miles Teller Flirt With Guns And Danger In War Dogs Trailer

The true story of two 20-something-year-old stoners who became international arms dealers,War Dogsis the latestcomedy/drama fromThe Hangover director Todd Phillips.

Starring Miles Teller and Jonah Hill asDavid Packouz and Efraim Diveroli – the unlikely winners of a$300 million Pentagon contract to supply arms to America’s Afghani allies – the film is already being likened to The Wolf of Wall Street,in that it charts the quasi-illegal activities of those trying to make a lot of money.

The Hangover alumnus Bradley Cooper makes an appearance as somesort of shady criminal, encountered by Teller and Hill as they attempt to navigate the dangerous underbelly of the world of arms dealing.

Check out the trailer here:

What do you think? Let us know in the comments…

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A Particularly Fabulous Cat Has Been Given The Photoshop Treatment

What do you do if you find a particularly sassy looking cat in a photo online? Save it? Make it your background? Maybe send it to that one particularly cat-obsessed friend you have? (Sorry, Jenna…)

Well, the people of the internet got their hands on this particularly great picture of a cat – obviously they photoshopped it for comedic value. Obviously.

There we go. Story over.No need to show you the photoshopped pictures, we’ll just let you imagine the hilarity.

Only kidding!

You’re welcome.

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Watch The Shocking Moment A Lion Grabbed A Child, Live On TV

Of all the weird things to surface on Imgur, this video from a 2003 Mexican TV show pretty much takes the biscuit.

It showsa lion grab hold of a child, and then have a kind of tug-of-war with said child’s mother – all while the presenters continue with the (live) show.

Everyone seems very relaxed about the whole thing – including the child – and eventually the lion lets go, and settles down.

holly crap

This could have been a lot, lot worse, and is a pretty firm argument for not having lions on TV shows (especially when there are appetising kids around).

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You Can Now Buy An 8ft Tall Teddy Bear, And Everyone Is Going Wild For Them

What’s better than a normal-sized teddy bear? An 8ft tall one of course!

We’re not entirely sure where you’re meant to house these gigantic balls of cuddly-toy, but CostCo has just launched the Hugfun 93 inch Plush Sitting Bear…. who needs a boyfriend, anyway?

OK we lied, it’s actually only 7.75ft tall but we reckon that’s more than enough teddy bear to go around you, your little sister, your mates and the rest of your village. He is only suitable for ages three and up though, because he is so big he’d probably squash anyone smaller.

And for 199.99 including delivery, he’s all yours – meaning you won’t have to hire a small van to get him home. Hurray! We know what’s going on the top of our Christmas list:

1. Massive bear

2. House that can fit massive bear in

Will you be buying the super bear? Let us know in the comments.

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26 Ridiculously Cute Before And After Photos Of Dogs Growing Up

Man’s best friend. We all know and love a dog somewhere down the line and, if you don’t have one, you’re constantly jealous of your friends that do.

And the great thing about dogs is that they’re lovely at every age. The whole time you have them, they love you and you love them.

Here’s to dogs and their loving ways. Keep on trucking, you fantastic mutts!

1. It still doesn’t look like it’s used to standing on backs…

2. The dog grew into a legendary pokemon!

3. Always there to take up bed space

4.It’s got a look on it’s face like when you tell a kid he’s too old to play with lego…

5. It learned how to smile!

6. That’s one photogenic dog

7. Still looks grumpy

8. Awww

9. It looks like it hates that now

10. Nice bow tie

11. No it’s sad that it can’t fit any more!

12. At least it’s not tired any more…

13. Arty

14. How’d it get in there?

15. Love the grin

16.This one’s far too emotional

17. Impressive

18. Army rescue pup

19. That guy looks progressively more happy to have his dog

20. It’s grown to know when it’s being watched

21. What type of dog is that?!

22. I bet that the dog ruined that chair

23. Happier with age

24. Humans grow too?!

25. That dog hasn’t even aged

26. Can huskies control their tongues?

Is it us or did they get a little melancholy? Dogs are great. Really really great.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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Mum Thinks Family Cat Has Died, Things Escalate Quickly

I’ve never had an actual pet with real fur or anything but I imagine if I did and it died, I wouldn’t be happy about it. I’d even go as far as say I’d be upset, possibly cut up.

With that in mind, say I had a Jack Russell and I saw a white animal lying dead on a road, I’d definitely double check to see if it was mine…

That seems obvious when you think about it, doesn’t it? Apparently not because, reading this group chat between a father and his two children regarding their mother’s emotional state when their cat, Kitty, died, you realise thatmixing up dead pets isapparently an easy mistake to make…

Well at least it’s sort of a happy ending? Except for the guy whose rabbit vanished and ended up dead and crushed beyond recognition… that bit’s not happy. Not even a bit.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

Cats are pets. Dogs are also pets. War Dogs is a film. Here’s Adam playing two truths and a lie withJonah Hill in a War Dogs press junket…

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Dad Accidentally Eats Weed Brownies, Shouts Obscenities At His Cat

In a world where there’s awful news around the corner everywhere you look, where you’re constantly bombarded by the failings of humanity and where iPhone batteries hold as much power as I hold water in my cupped hands, it’s odd that the tale of a father overdosing on narcotics is fairly good news.

Whilst unloading the shopping from his car in Omaha, a 53-year-old father happened across a set of brownies. Being the hungry man that he apparently was, he took it upon himself to consume four of them, before promptly getting back to unpackingthe shopping out of his car.

However, later on, at 9:45PM of the same Tuesday, police were called as the man had been acting untoward. He was reportedly feeling anxious when his wife called and, upon investigation, police found that the brownies in question contained weed.

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One of the couple’s children told the police that the brownies belonged to his sibling and, more than likely, had marijuana in them.

When paramedics arrived, they found the man crawling on the floor and shouting at his cat, calling her a bitch. He then preceded to tell them “I’m trippin’”

This story is full of rookie errors from the protagonists though. If you’re the sort to cook up weed brownies and your parents aren’t aware of said penchant, don’t go leaving your weed brownies in the back of your car. Which brings me to my second point, don’t go eating brownies that you’ve found in the back of your car that you definitely didn’t put there yourself. And four?! How hungry was he? That’s going straight to his thighs.

Anyway, what do you think? Let us know in the comments!

H/T: NYMag

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This Woman Believes That Shes In The Wrong Body, And Is Actually A Cat

20-year-old Nano can see in the dark, hisses whenever she sees a dog and likes to sleep on the windowsill, or in the sink.

She’s been trying to catch a mouse (although she hasn’t succeeded yet) and being in busy, public spaces can be stressful for her.

This is because Nano, in short, is a cat. Or at least, she believes she is.

She wears cat ears on a headband, as well as a fake tail, and although she’s largely adapted to human life, she prefers to walk on four legs, and communicate by meowing.

Nano believes she was born as a cat, and while her psychiatrist thinks she’ll grow out of this, Nano’s pretty adamant that she won’t. Although at one time, she was so much cat she’d forgotten how to be human – so couldn’t walk on two legs or eat with a knife and fork – she’s been working hard to behave like a person.

And she even has a cat friend. Although Svein is a human, he has a ‘cat personality’, and so can understand what Nano’s miaows mean.

You can check out a video of her talking about being a cat here:

To be honest, we do not know what to make of this. Anyone?

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Policeman Shoots And Kills Beloved Pet Dog After She Ran Up To Greet Him

A mother and daughter were left mourning when a Police Officer shot their dog dead when she ran up to greet him.

The Officer knocked onto the owner’s house to tell them that their car door was open when their 40-pound bull terrier, Duchess, ran up to greet him. That’s when he shot her three times.

Gillian Palacios and her daughter were visibly distraught in the security footage and photos taken afterwards.

*Warning: Some viewers may find the content below distressing*

The footage backs up the mother’s claim that thedog wasn’t being aggressive and wasn’t barking at the time. The family go on to say that they were in no trouble with the police and are clueless as to why their dog was shot for running into their garden.

The police officer has not been identified but has been places on administrative leave.

He claimed the dog was charging after him when he shot her. Afterwards, he told the family Animal Services would come around to pick up the dog.

A Florida City police spokesman, Officer Ken Armenteros said:

“We dont have the luxury of hindsight. We have to use the information that is given to us in a split second.

So, the officer has to make that decision with the information that he has available.”

We wishGillian and her daughter our sincerest condolences.

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People Think That This Cats Bum Looks Like Voldemort

Just when you thought you’d heard it all – what with Jesus appearing in people’s burnt toast every five minutes – a family has seen Voldemort on their cat’s bum…

Yes. He who must not be named has returned, only this time, instead of on the back of Professor Quirrell’s head, he’s taken up residence on a cat’s behind.

Check it out:

The image has gone viral. Can you see the resemblance?

It definitely looks like a face, which must make it awkward every time the cat goes for a sh*t…

What a time to be alive.

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Hilarious Comic Strip Tells Us What Animals Are Really Saying

What do animals get up to when they’re not busy being patronised by us? It’s weird to think that they have their whole lives that have nothing to do with humans…

Like when two dogs are barking, what are they going on about? The weather? Some cat? Or do they just like making noise? It’s hard to tell, really.

Luckily, They Can Talk (a comic strip) is around to give us an insight into what they’re talking about… we’re not sure how the artist got the information but, you know… we trust him.

Finally. It’s about time we knew what whales were shouting when they jumped out of the water and all this time the sharks where just trying to help!

Did that horse one upset anyone else?

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14 Of The Weirdest Animals Found In No Mans Sky

No man’s sky is the phenomenon currently taking over the gaming world. Your basically given a whole universe to explore and countless things to find. And that’s no exaggeration, there are trillions of planet-sized planets in the game.

So far, there have already been more animals discovered by the players of this game than in real life on Earth and, whilst some of them are crazy cool, some are pretty odd…

1. It’s like if your favourite teddy bear came alive but not in a Ted way, more of a Chucky way…

2. Look at this dick head…

3. He looks delighted to have been discovered!

4. The top half of a burger bun with worms for legs.

5. Physics.

6. It’s either eating a melon in a really weird wayorits headis a melon..?

7. I don’t even know.

8. It’s a tree?

9. Sonic

10. No thanks

11. Ah yes, the exposed brain crabtopus

12. It’s like a pissed off fish head on the body of a bellsprout

13. God it has the face of aporcelaindoll

14. Are… are it’s teeth on the outside?

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Duck Walks Into A Bar, Downs A Pint, Fights A Dog

It might sound like the start of a bad joke, but ‘duck walks into a bar, downs a pint and then gets into a scrap with a dog’, is in this case, a factual statement.

Star (the duck) is famous for enjoying a pint with his ownerBarrie Hayman in Devon. But this time, he might have had one too many.

Barriealso has a dog – Meggie – who usually gets on fine with Star. But as hetold

Whether or not his relationship with Meggie can be repaired remains to be seen…

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11 Pictures That Prove Animals Can See The Pokemon Youre Trying To Catch

So it seems animals can not only see ghosts but also Pokemon too.

… Does this mean we should all start investing in Pokemon sniffer dogs? If there are any pet shelters reading this, feel free to use this idea for your next rehoming campaign. You’re welcome.

Here are 11 pets who have definitely spotted a Pokemon:

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Felix The Cat Works At A Train Station And Just Got A Promotion

You know how you work a hard job and and get paid a pittance whilst hardly getting any recognition whatsoever? Yeah. Well a cat’s just got a promotion because, you know, it’s a cat and it’s 2016 and people like to be kooky for the internet.

Felix the cat is an employee atHuddersfield train station with a high-visibility jacket and a badge and everything. It’s not 100% sure whether she’s on a payroll or not (I sort of assume she’s not) but she has been officially promoted… which is stupid nice.

Maybe I’m being mean. It’s a fun little thing that’s not harming anyone. She’s got the role ofofficial pest control managerwhich sort of taps into her skill set nicely, so there’s that.

Delays reported to the 0640 Airport service. Not to worry.

Posted by Felix the Huddersfield Station Cat on Tuesday, 5 January 2016

Felix has a Facebook page and everything with over 29,000 likes so she’s up there with Puss in Boots, Top Cat, Thomas from Aristocats and all the cats from Cats.

Well, the fame hasn’t quite gone to her head. As with most cats, they already think the world revolves around them. She’s getting more treats and more attention, so all in all she’s very happy,” one of her owners told BuzzFeed.

And fair play to a catthat gets its own door. I have to use the same door everyone else here does like some kind of chump.

So there’s a cat in management. How do you feel about that? Let us know in the comments!

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This Research Suggests That Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You

We have always suspected it, but now researchers are saying theres a genuine possibility that your cute furry friend wants to have you clipped.

A study conducted by the University of Edinburgh and Bronx Zoo confirmed that there is a dark side to our feline friends.The research, conducted on over 100 cats, found that domestic cats have many of the same traits as their larger relatives, such as the snow leopard and African lion.

Psychologist Dr. Max Wachtel told 9NEWS.

“They’re cute and furry and cuddly, but we need to remember when we have cats as pets, we are inviting little predators into our house. For a lot of people, it is worth it. Cats can be fantastic, sweet companions. Until they turn on you.”

Each cat has three dominant personality types, with the domestic cat showing traits of neuroticism, dominance and impulsiveness. The study says that their neuroticism had the highest loadings on anxious, insecure, and tense, suspicious, and fearful of people.

The evidence is out there.

Take this seemingly innocent cat. It has evolved and can now disappear into thin air. Terrifying.

The solution.If you suspect your cat is plotting your demise, be sure to hypnotise them.

Not everyone thinks cats are out to get us. Some deluded other researcher, Marieke Gartner, said:

“Cats have different personalities, and they ended up living with us because it was a mutually beneficial situation. Some cats are more independent, some are quite loving. It just depends on the individual. Cats don’t want to bump you off, but people often don’t know how to treat them and then are surprised by their behaviour.”

If your cat is reading this over your shoulder, good luck, you’re going to need it.

H/T: The Telegraph,CNet

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These Are The Most Lifelike Balloon Animals Youll Ever See Ever.

If you asked me to make a balloon animal right now, I’d ask you what you were doing in my office. I’d then give it a go (always trying to please) but then fail miserably.

UnlikeMasayoshi Matsumoto. The 26-year-old chemical engineer is a self-taught balloon artist who makes crazy-intricate animals out of the rubbery joy (that has to be the weirdest way to say balloons ever… short of glorified condoms).

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Anyway, have a look and bear in mind that I’m no David Attenborough – my captions will NOT be 100% accurate…

1. A baboon

2. So I thought this one was a baboon until I saw the other one so, I don’t know, really. Some kind of monkey, perhaps?

3. A bull standing on several starfish

4. A pokmon

5. A dove with an egg cracked on top of it

6. One of the things they eat on I’m a Celebrity

7. Mr Krabs under a duvet

8. Bug sex

9. A corn on the cob that’s grown a head, legs and a tail.

10. A surprised, winged insect

11. I’ve been told this is an isopod

12. I know this one. A kingfisher. You’ve got Indian beer to thank for that.

13. A pissed of lightbulb

14. A phoenix. They’re not real, right?

15. Ssssnnaaaakkkee

16. A striped prick.

Check out all of his amazing work HERE

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Guy Cant Get A Date To Prom, So Takes His Cat Instead

A hero for our time, one guy has shrugged off society’s expectations, and taken his main girl to prom.

His cat.

Yes. After Imgur user caroline12006’sbrother couldn’t get a date, he decided to buy a dress for his cat, and take her with him instead.

(This will no doubt have instantly made him the most popular person there).

The pictures have gone viral, getting thousands of comments. There’s “the cat really thinks he’s dreamy”, there’s “I hope that someday someone will look at me the way she looks at him <3″, and then there’s the inevitable, “I bet he gets p*ssy tonight…”.

As well as (we’re presuming) being Prom Queen, Ruby the cat is alsothe star of her very own Instagram:

I hate my family #meow

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Peek-a-boo #SneakyKitty #Pounce #Meow

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Whoops opened the front camera #SelfieSunday #CatCam #Meow

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Just chillin #Acrobatics #BoredKitty #Meow

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Ever Wondered What Animals Look Like With Forward Facing Eyes? You Can Stop Now

So one of humanity’s (and most great apes in general) big turning points in evolution was when our eyes started facing forwards. I’m not particularly sure why and I think it would be fun to see what we’d look like with eyes on the side of our faces. That’s why I’m not in charge of species genetics… probably.

But what would it look like if other animals had eyes facing forward? It’s an odd question, I know, but I had to find a way to link the intro into the actual content… just have a look below, courtesy of imgur.

1. Birds

2. Chicken (a form of bird)

3. Cows

4. Deer

5. Dolphins

6. The same dolphin… or a different one. I’m not beingprejudicedor anything, saying that all dolphins look alike. It was an honest mistake.

7. A lovely giraffe

8. Goats

9. A seagull (also a form of bird… I should have thought this through)

10. Christ another bird. A Pigeon, everybody

11. A good, honest rabbit.

12. An instantly less menacing shark.

I mean, this is basically what Pixar do for every animal but, for some reason, these look less real.

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Anyway, what do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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These Shocking Illustrations Put Humans In The Place Of Animals

Hoping to offer a different perspective on animal rights, Bored Panda have collected cartoonsthat imagine what life would be like if animals were the dominant species, and behaved towards humans the way we behave towards them.

The result is a shocking (and occasionally upsetting– so be warned) series of images that is intended to make us “think differently about the way that humans treat animals”.

Check them out, and see what you think:

For more cartoons, head over to Bored Panda to check out the whole collection.

And let us know what you think of these cartoons in the comments. Have they made you change the way you think about animal rights?

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The Worlds Worst Zoo Where Animals Starve To Death And Are Left To Mummify

WARNING: This article contains images some people may find distressing.

The privately run Khan Younis Zoo in South Gaza is being described as the ‘world’s worst zoo,’ and it’s easy to see why. The ongoing conflict in the area, and a shortage of funds, has made the zoo difficult to maintain. Things have gotten so bad that they exhibit dead, mummified animals in enclosures alongside living ones.

The animal protection organisationFour Paws have been trying to raise money to get much needed supplies to the zoos in Gaza. They were recently able to deliver enough food to get the animals through four weeks, but the problem is ongoing.

Here’s a video released by Four Paws

These upsetting images have shown how the animals have decayed over the years.

If you want to help by donating to Four Paws, then you can do so via this JustGiving page.

Image Credits: Daily Mail, Huffington Post

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Animals Discuss David Attenborough In Hilarious Birthday Tribute

David Attenborough turns 90 today, and – to celebrate – the folks over at Aardman Animations have put together some hilarious tributes, from the animals that Attenborough has met over his career..

Yes, the people behind Wallace and Gromitand Creature Comforts have (in conjunction with the BBC) created cartoons of penguins and lyrebirds discussing the living legend that is Attenborough.

Check them out here:

The BBC are airing a special tribute programme –Attenborough at 90 – for David, tonight at 7.

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This Weird New Pet Brush Wants You To Lick Your Cat

Sometimes when I’m walking home from the train station, I’ll see a cat wandering about and I’ll have to compelling urge to lick it.

But I don’t want to get a load of hair on my tongue. Everyone knows that having hair stuck in the back of your throat is on par with being water-boarded in a Thai prison.

So what can people like me do? How are we going to live with not licking cats?

SALVATION! Someone’s invented a a tongue attachment thing that allows you to brush your cat (or dog? (or anything hairy…)) while licking them!

If you don’t believe me…

I mean… what’s the thought behind this? Brush your cat but look like someone who isn’t allowed within 100 yards of a pet shop at the same time?

And what a fantastic slogan they’ve came up with – “Licki Brush: Lick your cat”. It’s truly inspired. SOMEONE PROBABLY GOT PAID TO COME UP WITH THAT!

The product is still in its production stage and is apparently getting a kickstarter page in the very near future.

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What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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Ricky Gervais Has Helped Save Hundreds Of Starving Dogs

TV funnyman Ricky Gervais is definitely not afraid to say it how it is when it comes to saving helpless animals.

So when he saw a plea for help from a Romanian dog shelter, the star jumped into action on Twitter. The shelter, which is in the city of Odai, was inundated with 680 dogs and lacked the food, bowls and beds for them.

Fresh from The Emmys, Ricky retweeted a fundraising page set up to help the shelter by London-based dog charity

The shelter have even named one of the dogs after Ricky, as a thanks for his help. The K-9 angels wrote:

Thank you The Mirror and Ricky Gervais for highlighting this.

The K-9 Angels cant thank you enough for tweeting and sharing our posts and saving lives!! Ricky you are an angel!!

We really cant thank you all enough for donating to help these dogs, your support has been incredible! X

Brilliant!

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Heres Why Dogs Tilt Their Head To The Side

Dogs are ace. We dont need any further proof of that. Well tough… we have more evidence for you anyway.

Have you ever noticed how they tilt their head to the side occasionally? Science says there is a reason for that. According to

Apparently there is also another reason, which is a lot more conventional. It helps them hear better. Tilting their head helps them pick up the location or source of a sound.

So basically, as we said, dogs are ace. Now we suggest you dedicate 32 seconds to watching this legend run backwards.

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Simon Cowell Furious After Trembling Puppies Used On Britains Got More Talent

If there’s one thing everyone knows about Simon Cowell, other than his penchant for weirdly high-waisted trousers, it’s that he loves dogs.

And during a recent episode of Britain’s Got Talent’s companion show, Cowell was faced with terrified little puppies and he wasn’t happy about it.

The puppies were part of a quiz hosted by Stephen Mulhern, that involved BGT-related questions with adorable little puppies a prizes. However, the little Dalmatian looked terrified – probably by the large audience and new environment. Or, you know, the close proximity to Simon’s chest hair.

Simon quickly ditched the quiz when he realised how terrified his puppy was and got up to return him/her to his owner and put him in his carrier. He was reportedly heard telling production staff:They shouldnt be doing this.

And then allegedly spent some time with the owners making sure the puppies were well looked after and admitting that they should be taken home.

Mulhern went on to apologize later in the show for the use of the puppies, saying:

‘Very quickly, I just want to apologise if we upset anybody with the puppies. Obviously that was not our intention in any shape or form.

So if we have upset you in any way I do apologise on behalf of Britains Got More Talent.

And fans praised Simon for his actions:

Here’s a clip of the quiz and apology:


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