Evolution didn’t happen. We’re all lapping up the lies fed to us by “the man”! The Queen’s a lizard and so is everyone else in charge. Aliens built the pyramids and now they’re watching us…
Or, you know… none of that is right and we evolved from apes. It’s one or the other, really.
But have you ever wondered what it would be like if we evolved from other animals? Me neither. But just in case…
1. Wild Boar
11. Mountain Goat
16. Mountain Goat
It’s all very interesting but I can’t help but think that, if we evolved from birds, we’d have beaks – not just big noses.
Which one is your favourite? Let us know in the comments!